Mammoth
So if you watch this film you have to believe that
- iPods cause the same sort of Hallucinations that LSD does
- Kids still go to Raves
- Old people take their dentures out to have sex
- Tom Skerritt can't act worth crap
- Louisiana actually has museums
And of course that a Mammoth can come back from the dead and be driven by aliens to take over the world. Of course all of this complete horse crap and so, in turn, is this film. I think just reading some of these points above you can get some of the best scenes in the film and see what a complete pile of junk this film is. The funny thing is that it has some decent actors but they are wasted in this picture show.

Sadly the cgi is so poor that it made me laugh every time and was not scary at all. Is there something below a Sci-Fi B movie? Sure this picture show had it moments, but you could never tell if they were being self-referential or not....sigh....In the end this was, as my Canadian friends says, a six beer movie. Meaning I was not glued to my TV at all and I needed six beer
How can the same people who brought us "What ever happened to the Electric Car?" bring us this????
Anyway enjoy the DVD out Jan 8th.
- iamlegend
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